[ADMIN][Rockhounds] RE: Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit

Kris Rowe lapidary.specialties at gmail.com
Fri Apr 24 15:04:51 PDT 2009 

Will do, Julie. Thank you for defining the parameters more clearly. I will
keep my on-list posts strictly to rock related matters.
I appreciate your efforts.

Thank you,
                   Kris

On Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 11:17 AM, Julie Siebel <
julie at pandemoniumgraphics.com> wrote:

> No political humor, even if you qualify it as humor/satire. Humor is
> acceptable when it's related to rockhounding. No politics. No politics.
> None. If you want to discuss a bill (e.g. contact your congressman to make
> sure this bill restricting collecting areas doesn't pass) that's one thing.
> But no no no no no politics. Period. Clear?
>
> The rule is as follows:
>
> "Humor is one of the things that makes this list appealing and lively, but
> please try to keep it rock-related, brief, and in reasonably good taste."
>
> Julie
>
> ----- Original Message ----- From: "Kris Rowe" <
> lapidary.specialties at gmail.com>
> To: "Rockhounds at drizzle.com: A mailing list for rock and gem collectors" <
> rockhounds at lists.drizzle.com>
> Sent: Friday, April 24, 2009 11:09 AM
> Subject: Re: [Rockhounds] RE: Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription
> Cancellation Unit
>
>
>
>  *WARNING* Ironic humor will follow. Please note that this is humor in the
>> same vein as Al Franken or Bill Mahr, only nicer. Please note that this is
>> neither an inferred or explicit political statement, merely a statement
>> about forethought.
>>
>> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>
>> Your tax dollars at work, eh? I have to wonder whether our (California)
>> legislators saw this before they voted to *outlaw* Edison type light
>> bulbs.
>>
>> Oops. And they thought that nuclear waste was their (our) most immediate
>> hazmat problem.
>>
>> But, we can rest assured in the knowledge that our elected ru ... errrrr
>> ...
>> *representatives* would certainly *never* want to expose the voting public
>> to hazards that would turn them into drooling Mad Hatters, would they?
>>
>> Never.
>>
>> Ever.
>>
>>
>> Best wishes,
>>                    Kris
>>
>>
>>
>> On Thu, Apr 23, 2009 at 5:25 PM, Glenn Wimpee <pawpawtiger at hotmail.com
>> >wrote:
>>
>>
>>>
>>> Check out the hazmat clean-up for Compact fluorescent lights (CFLs):
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> www.epa.gov/hg/spills/
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Too much time on their hands...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Glenn
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> > From: nospam at orerockon.com
>>> > To: rockhounds at lists.drizzle.com
>>> > Date: Thu, 23 Apr 2009 07:18:51 -0700
>>> > Subject: [Rockhounds] RE: Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription
>>> Cancellation Unit
>>> >
>>> > ROFLMAO! An uber-geek with too much time on their hands!
>>> >
>>> > Tim Fisher
>>> > Ore-ROCK-On!
>>> > Email address at http://OreRockOn.com
>>> >
>>> > -----Original Message-----
>>> > From: rockhounds-bounces at lists.drizzle.com
>>> > [mailto:rockhounds-bounces at lists.drizzle.com] On Behalf Of Drew
>>> > Sent: Thursday, April 23, 2009 6:48 AM
>>> > To: Rockhounds at drizzle.com: A mailing list for rock and gem collectors
>>> > Subject: Re: [Rockhounds] Please take me off your mailing list. This is
>>> my
>>> > 3rd request.
>>> >
>>> > The following is from a different email list I am a member of... >
>>> thought
>>> you
>>> > all might enjoy...
>>> >
>>> > Drew
>>> >
>>> > To unsubscribe from this service you must first purchase a >
>>> Craft-O-Matic
>>> > Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit. The unit can be obtained
>>> > from most hardware stores and dental clinics. Be sure to obtain the
>>> > proper permits to operate the unit from the Nuclear Regulatory
>>> > Commission and the Food and Drug Administration in Washington D.C. USA.
>>> >
>>> > Be sure to carefully unpack the kit and place each component in its
>>> > accompanying mesh safety bag. Mount the Pershing DF4 mesinator on top
>>> > of the perforated Gerring Mach 77 refibulator and attach them using the
>>> > eight-millimetre torque fork. Be sure that the refibulator is mounted
>>> > at a 66 degree angle and properly dispersed so that it is flush with >
>>> the
>>> > curved section of the Pyrex thistle tube. Place the four sections of
>>> > the triangular separation gear into the posture cylinder and lock them
>>> > into place using the band aid adhesive strip. Insert the wiggling pin
>>> > into the wobbling hole, making sure that it seated correctly. Place the
>>> > D cell battery and the eleven 9 volt batteries in the power chamber.
>>> >
>>> > The device should be calibrated before operation using the optional
>>> > digital corkscrew accessory pack prior to operation. Insert the digital
>>> > corkscrew through the electronic combustion service chamber using
>>> > caution not to touch the reinforced tungsten igniter control module and
>>> > quickly turn the inverter drive to 28.6 degrees. Turn the Craft-O-Matic
>>> > Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit upside down and hit the >
>>> bottom
>>> > plate with a 48-ounce ball-peen hammer while shaking the unit
>>> > vigorously. Force open the door to the incineration valve compartment
>>> > and set the pressure gauge to 719 psi. Close the door and seal it shut
>>> > with duct tape. The unit should now be properly calibrated and ready to
>>> > use.
>>> >
>>> > Before activating the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription >
>>> Cancellation
>>> > Unit, you must first elevate it to a height of 229 feet above sea level
>>> > to insure that the unit receives the proper oxygen level and barometric
>>> > pressure. Point the aerial to 17 degrees north by Northeast to within
>>> > the parameters of the Telstar GS-2 weather satellite and apply pressure
>>> > to the wing shaft on the southern most section of the modular
>>> > accelerator. Using the special ratchet adapter supplied with the unit,
>>> > rotate the heater core to the "on" position.
>>> >
>>> > The "on" position has been obtained when the green light begins to
>>> > flash, signifying that the red light is about to go off. Once the red
>>> > light is off, flip the toggle switch labelled "ON/OFF" to the "ON"
>>> > position and count to 47 before logging on to the system.
>>> >
>>> > Logon using your username and password and wait for the prompt. Once
>>> > prompted you must check the box with the appropriate action you wish to
>>> > take and then press the pressure release button and turn off the
>>> > compressor while turning the hand crank at 231 meters per minute. Next,
>>> > press control, alt, delete, caps lock, shift, number lock, escape and
>>> > tab simultaneously.
>>> >
>>> > Press enter.
>>> >
>>> > You will have one second to complete the procedure. If you fail to
>>> > respond in the time limit allowed, simply purchase a new Craft-O-Matic
>>> > Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit and start from the beginning.
>>> >
>>> > Please remember that this is the only way we will accept for you to
>>> > unsubscribe from this service. We have made every attempt to simplify
>>> > the procedure for your convenience. Failure to comply with the
>>> > unsubscribe policy will result in immediate termination of your
>>> > subscription so please follow the above directions closely.
>>> >
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