[Rockhounds] New Chemical Element Found

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New Chemical Element Found! - Governmentium  (Gv) 
 
Science lesson for today: 
 
Study of recent hurricane and gasoline issues have proved  the existence of a 
new chemical element.  A major research institution has  recently announced 
the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to  science.  The new element 
has been named "Governmentium 
(Gv)." 
 
Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons,  88 deputy 
neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass  of 312. 
 
These 312 particles are held together by forces called  morons, which are 
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called  peons. 
 
Governmentium is inert. However, it can be detected,  because it impedes 
every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute  amount of Governmentium 
can cause a reaction, that would normally take less than  a second, to take 
over four days to complete. 
 
Governmentium has a normal half-life of four years; it  does not decay, but 
instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the  assistant 
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.  In fact,  Governmentium's mass will 
actually increase over time, since each reorganization  will cause more morons 
to become neutrons, forming isodopes. 
 
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some  scientists to believe that 
Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a  critical concentration. This 
hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical  Morass. 
 
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes  Administratium (Am) -- an 
element which radiates just as much energy as  Governmentium since it has half 
as many peons but twice as many  morons.




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