[Rockhounds] (Rockhounds) Christmas Chuckles- Page2

[Kreigh Tomaszewski]

What a LODE of FUCHSITE. No SCHIST.

If I looked in your ear would I SHEELITE?

Put Nick's stuff back ONYX shelf where it belongs.

If a rube is a type of hick, does it follow that hickeys are RUBIES?

There are four QUARTZ in a gallon.

Fractures of the SPINEL column usually result in paralysis.

Rockhounds are GNEISS, TUFF, and a little WACKE.

If you put all the talkative students in the front row, would it be a
GABBRO?

If you drop a rock on your foot in polite company you should say 'GARNET
all!'.

It gets GOLD in the winter.







Lawrence Rush wrote:
> 
> Forgot Page2..............................
> 
> Can SOIL MECHANICS repair TEAR FAULTS?
> 
> If a geologist becomes ILLITE, does he go to a TRICLINIC to leave a
> URANINITE specimen?
> 
> Can you boil MINERAL WATER in a KETTLE HOLE heated with MAGMA? Is it then a
> HYDROTHERMAL fluid?
> 
> Are there many PLANETESIMALS, or do we live on a RARE EARTH of our
> STAUROLITE?
> 
> Can I drive in my new CARNETITE on the DESERT PAVEMENT over a LAND BRIDGE?
> 
> Do DIFFERENTIAL FORCES ever fight it out in a Congress of LEUCOCRATS vs.
> Republicans?
> 
> Can you ever get a DISCONFORMITY in your SPINEL CHORDATA?
> 
> Is CRYSTAL DISORDER common in a CHAOS structure?
> 
> Can you get bitten by the DOGTOOTH SPAR of a LABRADORITE?
> 
> Do VULCANOLOGISTS ever get ERUPTIVE and FUMEROLE at times?
> 
> Are INTRUSIVE or EXTRUSIVE rocks more fun at a party?
> 
> Are geologists or psychologists more interested in FAULT COMPLEXES and
> TENSILE STRESSES?
> 
> Wasn't it Edna FERBERITE who wrote The Good Earth?
> 
> Can you call a HARD ROCK geologist a FLINTY character?
> 
> Is RUBY SILVER really a GOLD-digger, or does that old FOSSIL, AL MANDITE,
> only have FOOL'S GOLD anyway?
> 
> Does a GABBRO dominate the conversation at a cocktail party?
> 
> Is FLAG-STONE found in an old  GLORY-HOLE?
> 
> Is a BARITE ROSE formed by the GREENHOUSE EFFECT in the presence of
> SUNSTONE?
> 
> Is ANTIMONY a geologist's rich aunt?
> 
> Does a  geologist flamer make an ASH of himself?
> 
> Does a geologist get lost in a house with a BASEMENT COMPLEX?
> 
> Is BLACKJACK  the name of a COAL MINE geologist?
> 
> Is PEAT MOSS the name of a geobotanist?
> 
> Has anybody seen that old CALAMINE, OLIVINE?
> 
> Can my friend CHAL CEDONY get a BREW STERITE at the CINNA BAR with a NICCOL
> ITE?
> 
> Can CROSSED NICHOLS be corrected with SPECULARITES?
> 
> Do small APACHE TEARS CRYOLITE?
> 
> Does AFTERSHOCK occur on a geologists New Year's Day?
> 
> Is the geologists theme song ADOBE-dobe-doo, written by Jerome KERN ITE?
> 
> And most importantly...
> 
> Is this list just so much WASTAGE by a SILLIMANITE?
> 
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