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[Lawrence Rush]

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Can SOIL MECHANICS repair TEAR FAULTS?

If a geologist becomes ILLITE, does he go to a TRICLINIC to leave a 
URANINITE specimen?

Can you boil MINERAL WATER in a KETTLE HOLE heated with MAGMA? Is it then a 
HYDROTHERMAL fluid?

Are there many PLANETESIMALS, or do we live on a RARE EARTH of our 
STAUROLITE?

Can I drive in my new CARNETITE on the DESERT PAVEMENT over a LAND BRIDGE?

Do DIFFERENTIAL FORCES ever fight it out in a Congress of LEUCOCRATS vs. 
Republicans?

Can you ever get a DISCONFORMITY in your SPINEL CHORDATA?

Is CRYSTAL DISORDER common in a CHAOS structure?

Can you get bitten by the DOGTOOTH SPAR of a LABRADORITE?

Do VULCANOLOGISTS ever get ERUPTIVE and FUMEROLE at times?

Are INTRUSIVE or EXTRUSIVE rocks more fun at a party?

Are geologists or psychologists more interested in FAULT COMPLEXES and 
TENSILE STRESSES?

Wasn't it Edna FERBERITE who wrote The Good Earth?

Can you call a HARD ROCK geologist a FLINTY character?

Is RUBY SILVER really a GOLD-digger, or does that old FOSSIL, AL MANDITE, 
only have FOOL'S GOLD anyway?

Does a GABBRO dominate the conversation at a cocktail party?

Is FLAG-STONE found in an old  GLORY-HOLE?

Is a BARITE ROSE formed by the GREENHOUSE EFFECT in the presence of 
SUNSTONE?

Is ANTIMONY a geologist's rich aunt?

Does a  geologist flamer make an ASH of himself?

Does a geologist get lost in a house with a BASEMENT COMPLEX?

Is BLACKJACK  the name of a COAL MINE geologist?

Is PEAT MOSS the name of a geobotanist?

Has anybody seen that old CALAMINE, OLIVINE?

Can my friend CHAL CEDONY get a BREW STERITE at the CINNA BAR with a NICCOL 
ITE?

Can CROSSED NICHOLS be corrected with SPECULARITES?

Do small APACHE TEARS CRYOLITE?

Does AFTERSHOCK occur on a geologists New Year's Day?

Is the geologists theme song ADOBE-dobe-doo, written by Jerome KERN ITE?





And most importantly...



Is this list just so much WASTAGE by a SILLIMANITE?